$Gordo: In Gordon We Trust (or maybe not)!
Created in honor of Gordon Goner, the man, the myth, the legend. The founder who took us from Apes to ApeCoin… and now, to the moon? Maybe Mars?
Join the Bananas
Get Some GordoCoin (Before it’s Gone-r)
$Gordo is the official unofficial coin of Gordon Goner—because every chain needs a coin and every coin needs a mascot. So why not make Gordon the meme of his own creation?
Forget Bitcoin. Forget Doge. Forget… reality? We present to you GordoCoin, the token you never knew you needed, but somehow always wanted. It’s on ApeChain, an Ethereum Layer 3 that Apes probably conjured up while chilling with bored apes. Or maybe it came to him in a banana-induced epiphany.
What is ApeChain?
ApeChain: The Next Evolution in Blockchain (With Extra Bananas) 🦧🍌 You’ve heard of Ethereum, you’ve heard of Layer 2, but we’re here to blow your mind with Ethereum Layer 3—ApeChain. Created by the one and only Gordon Goner, ApeChain isn’t just a blockchain; it’s a movement. Or maybe it’s just a bunch of apes having fun? Either way, it works.
Because Layer 2 was boring:
Let’s be real—Layer 2 is cool, but Layer 3 is for the true legends. And what better way to introduce it than with apes and bananas?
Faster than a bored ape on caffeine:
ApeChain is faster than you can say "HODL." Transactions here are quicker than your morning banana smoothie, all while keeping gas fees so low even an ape can afford them.
Built by Apes, for Apes:
ApeChain isn’t just for the crypto elite. It's for the meme-lovers, the hodlers, the banana-hunters, and anyone who thinks that finance should be fun (and slightly ridiculous).
On APECHAIN The Place to Apes
ApeExpress: Where Memecoins are Born, Pumped, and Bananas Go Wild 🦍💨
Blockchain is the latest buzz words in the market. Bitcoin is great, but the potential of the underlying technology is immense.ApeExpress is your one-stop shop for creating memecoins, funded by the ApeCoin DAO—because why not? If you’ve ever thought, “Hey, I want to make a coin for my cat or maybe a coin about how much I love bananas,” then ApeExpress is the answer to all your wildest Web3 dreams.TL;DR: ApeExpress is the Pump.fun for ApeCoin 🦧💸Create your own memecoin faster than an ape on a sugar rush.Powered by ApeCoin DAO—because apes gotta stick together.Built for the Web3 mfers who believe in memes, chaos, and crypto.